Balanced Diet Advocate Pillows

"I do want to be healthy but not so healthy that I miss out on my unhealthy eating habits."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Well that's a first Mr.Grimes - you appear to be suffering from an excess of omega 3.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

World Meat Consumptiom

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Will the four main food groups fit on a pizza?"

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

"It's oatmeal. Mother insists on a nice warm breakfast, even when we're running late."

"Yes, your blood work is not good! Going after the weak, sick or old is not conducive to eating well now, is it?"

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'