Balanced Diet Debater Pillows

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Well that's a first Mr.Grimes - you appear to be suffering from an excess of omega 3.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"Will the four main food groups fit on a pizza?"

The Atkins Diet.

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"