Balanced Diet Debater T-Shirts

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'Well that's a first Mr.Grimes - you appear to be suffering from an excess of omega 3.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"Will the four main food groups fit on a pizza?"

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."