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"Then it struck me - nobody originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Oh no, I'm trans fat!"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Complex Carbs

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

The Atkins Diet.

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'