Diet Discussion Debaters T-Shirts

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

The Atkins Diet.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

"You're not being reasonable Darling: the doctor has told you not to snack between meals..."