Karma Keeper Prints

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

At the poetic justice fair.

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

Canary Heaven...

Librarian.

Check your conscience, Senator?

Psychiatry visit.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'