Karma Chaser Prints

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Hollywood or bust!

Tango

"I got a job!"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

As Seen On TV

'Something that'll get me googled,'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

Get a life

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Signing cage.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."