Karma Chaser Mugs

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'Well, QUIT sending me back as a low-bid contractor.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Hollywood or bust!

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Tango

"I got a job!"

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

As Seen On TV

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

Signing cage.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Get a life

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

Man on motorbike.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'What luck!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.