Karma Questioner Pillows

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

reincarnated worm...

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Where were the wise women?'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

At the poetic justice fair.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"What's it all about?"

Canary Heaven...

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Psychiatry visit.

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"