Karma Observer Pillows

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

reincarnated worm...

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

At the poetic justice fair.

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Psychiatry visit.

Canary Heaven...

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

Persons of Faith

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'