
"My comfort zone is some distance away from the brink but close enough to see competitors go over it."
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"My comfort zone is some distance away from the brink but close enough to see competitors go over it."
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'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"
"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"
"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."
'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'
'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'
"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
'In the economy, money is the lure.'
' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '
'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'
Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?
Supermarket Merge
Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'
"He downgraded Apple."
Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'
'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'
Business isn't booming.
"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"
'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'
"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
'What's your tolerance for risk?'
"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"
"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."
Wall Street Down
'This breed can smell incompetence.'
Big oil.
"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"
"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."
Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.
"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
The Manipulation of Justice
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