"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
Ethical Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your ethical observer? Our collection is filled with items that celebrate mindfulness, integrity, and insightful observation. Whether they love to reflect on moral values or enjoy creative pursuits, these gifts inspire conscious living and keen awareness. Show appreciation for their unique perspective with something thoughtfully chosen, from artistic prints to meaningful accessories.
Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.
The artist
"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
'Look at that! Peanuts!'
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'
"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
The Three Kinds of People
"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"
"What are you doing?"
"And here is where we started putting profits before people."
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'
Shark food pyramid.
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
Midterm election s results
'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'
Ethical Observer Gifts Collection
Ethical Observer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection filled with designs that celebrate ethical observation and creative insight. Perfect for daily reflection with a touch of humor.
Ethical Observer Pillows
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Ethical Observer Prints
Browse our collection of prints that inspire ethical thinking and artistic reflection. A great way to showcase their values visually.
Ethical Observer T-Shirts
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