Ethical Observer Pillows

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

The artist

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The Three Kinds of People

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"What are you doing?"

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Shark food pyramid.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Midterm election s results

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'