Ethical Observer Mugs

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

The artist

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Glance Exchange

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

The Three Kinds of People

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Shark food pyramid.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Midterm election s results

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

Nervous at a party.

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."