Election Observer Gifts

Voter Auction

Ballot Box executioners.

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

Local Elections: Ballot Proof Vest.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

The Burial

'I should win if I don't stumble.'

'Happy da-ays are he-ee-re again!'

'With me, members of both houses of Congress are in the same house ... dog.'

Auction: Voters for Sale.

Political Merry-Go-Round.

President Donald Trump

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

The Establishment Election

"If elected, I promise to do my darndest to keep mankind at the top of the food chain."

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

Humpty Dumpty

Angela Merkel.

Benjamin Netanyahu

"It's the government's latest idea for getting out the vote."

"Anybody here not running for the Democratic nomination?"

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Elections in the community of Madrid

"Vote for me!"

Ballot Box

Government and opposition in elections

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

Enmanuel Macron

Your Polling Place Has Changed.

War or Peace?

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

I'm not going to vote because there aren't any televised debates. What? Debates are pretty much the only good thing about election season. You get to watch the politicians hate each other in person. And you get to watch the panic in their eyes when they mess up an answer and realize they've just ruined their entire political career. If they're not gonna bother entertaining me, why should I bother giving them my vote? I love casting ballots. Any opportunity to flex is worthwhile.

Election Commission. According to vote totals, "none of the above." now qualifies for matching funds.

Mexico Elections 2024