Election Watchdog Gifts

Narrowing the Field.

Bernie & Hillary

Aleksander Lukashenko

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Legalish

Bush farewell.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

From Street Walker to Call Girl

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

EU Deal

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Flushing Democracy