Election Watcher Gifts

'My dad says in November, the campaign will be history. That's all we need. More history.'

'The voters must never know we agree on ANYTHING. They'll throw us both out!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

". . . President's come and go. . ."

Lost and Found

Turkish Election

Standing on His Record

"Great news! You're 30 points behind the front runner but surging to 2nd place at 9%!"

Joko Widodo

On The Ledge: 'Make it stop...please, please, make it stop.'

Abdullah Debate

Minnesota Senate Race.

Pass the Baton.

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

'Special interests can't buy my vote, but they can buy a controlling share of my Super PAC.'

Merkel wins the German Election.

Hillary's New Math

'Gordon's wishing he has some fingernails left to hang on with.'

Election Competition.

Minnesota Governor Candidates

'Paid for by the Committee to Annoy the Hell Out of You.'

Dean and Gore Advise Kerry.

Vladimir Putin

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"We can do it!"

The Kraken

Hillary Clinton

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012