Election Watching Gifts

"He could be psychotic or he could be appealing to his base."

"In election news, the candidates are revamping their campaigns to appeal to the lunatic middle."

Suspense....Anxiety....Action!

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Ulia Timoshenko

The Toilet Bowl

Political Race

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

An informed voter is a good voter

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!