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''...not while I'm at work dear...'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

reincarnated worm...

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Medieval headlines.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Clandestine cows.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

At the poetic justice fair.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

Garage sale.

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Your karma will catch up with you!

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'