Charisma Collector Gifts

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.

Changing Minds

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Good Luck in your Exams.

Three Ladies

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Flytrap nerd.

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'How much did you say your name was?'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Giant

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

The Ascent of Man