Charisma Collector T-Shirts

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.

Changing Minds

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Three Ladies

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

Flytrap nerd.

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'How much did you say your name was?'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."