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Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

Policeman

Fagin from Oliver Twist

Giant

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Welcome Spring.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Bears catching fish

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

The Poky Little Pupa.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."