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Soothsayer. My fatal flaw is hubris? Sure it has to be something better than that!

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Three Ladies

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

My Spam Sketchbook

Real Estate Personals

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Nick Offerman

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Who are These People?"

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

What's Their Secret?

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

Goblin.

A mad scientist.

Flytrap nerd.

Flatware Follies.

"I just always show up to everything!"