Character Quirk Collector Mugs

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Three Ladies

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

My Spam Sketchbook

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Real Estate Personals

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Nick Offerman

What's Their Secret?

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"Who are These People?"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Goblin.

A mad scientist.

Freak Family.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flytrap nerd.

Flatware Follies.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'