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'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Men gossiping

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Love me little, love me long.'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Heaven

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

Charles Dickens.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"She never has a bad word to say about anyone, she's always too busy talking about herself..."