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Heaven

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"He's a guard dog."

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Knickerless Cage.

'Love me little, love me long.'

'Take me to you lieder.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

The Family Joules: Part 3