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Barack Obama

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Changing Minds

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Victor Hugo

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

She was always an introvert.

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Clive James

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Cat.

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

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'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

Barak Obama.

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'