Paws And Laughs Gifts

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Hush puppy.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Bathing the dog

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

"Where's your evidence?"

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

Will act like an idiot for food.

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

Puppy Love.

Dog.

"What?"

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"I taught myself to beg."

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

Sheep Pranks.

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

Dog playing fetch

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Beware of the Dog sign: Is he really dangerous? No, I put up the sign to boost his ego!

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."