Paws And Purrs Admirer Gifts

Cat House

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Well, was the news good today?'

The Secret Life of Pugs

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Cat Video Cinema.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

Bird Watchers Club of America.