Paws And Pours Enthusiast Gifts

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Bathing the dog

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat Reunion

Pet Cemetery.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Fashion Week"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Living with a cataholic.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Re-home Sweet Home

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Cat Video Cinema.

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'