Pills-and-paws Aficionado Gifts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Pillows in love.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Cat Video Cinema.

Romantic knight.

George Clooney.

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Witch's Brew

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

'This one keeps dog time.'

"He likes you."

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

"I make big batches and freeze it."

Alert with Ibuprofen

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'Your test all came back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

'Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!'