Pills-and-paws Aficionado T-Shirts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Pillows in love.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Romantic knight.

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Witch's Brew

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

'This one keeps dog time.'

Alert with Ibuprofen

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

"I make big batches and freeze it."

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'Your test all came back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

'You're addicted to diet pills? I have just the pill to get you off that!'

Smirking Cat