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Cat Lover's Leap.

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"No not the puppy please"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

Dog

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."

Puppy and Kitten.