Paws And Hoovers Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Hush puppy.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

The Rolling Bones

Puppy and Kitten.

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Puppy Love.

'This one keeps dog time.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

The Dog whisperer.

Smirking Cat

Best Man's best friend.

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

Cat House

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."