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"He likes you."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Off Leash Dog Park

Puppy and Kitten.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"He's into binge fetching."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.