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'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Off Leash Dog Park

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Puppy and Kitten.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"He's into binge fetching."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

'I'm in the lead!'

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'