Pill Enthusiast Gifts

'Your test all came back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'Congratulations, Mr. Gimler! You're our patient of the year!'

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Newt sale

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

Meds Toast

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Drink Me.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'