Pill Enthusiast Pillows

'Your test all came back negative, but we have a pill for that.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'Congratulations, Mr. Gimler! You're our patient of the year!'

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Newt sale

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

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"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

Meds Toast

Side Effects

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Drink Me.

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."