Pill Popper Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'

"It doesn't really matter if I take a wrong pill - I probably have something that needs it anyway!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

ABBA

Paul McCartney

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

Wrong pills

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

Round the Clock

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

Kylie Minogue.

Man out of order like his coffee machine