Pill Popper Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'

"It doesn't really matter if I take a wrong pill - I probably have something that needs it anyway!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Medication for the elderly

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

Wrong pills

Round the Clock

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

Man out of order like his coffee machine

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'