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'You're addicted to diet pills? I have just the pill to get you off that!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Getting to Know You

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Kritik's Korner

'Man, times have changed.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

The Philip Marlow family

Moby Dick

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."