Marijuana Aficionado Pillows

Caterpillar Paranoia

Why Leave Home?

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"...and these are the best for treating anxiety about Trump cracking down on legalized marijuana..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Bribes for Jabs

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Martini Lovers

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Wine Talking

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Good dog.'

Pelobong