Pill Poppers Pillows

"Wow... you're actually calling me the next day!"

'Take two tablets three times a day, before what used to be breakfast, lunch and dinner.'

'Take one after each meal.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Here We Go Again

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

Wrong pills

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

Round the Clock

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

'My bubble burst!'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'It's Mrs Yomp - she can't remember if she should take the aspirin first and call you in the morning, or call you first, then take the aspirin...'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."