Reluctant Pill Popper Pillows

'These childproof vials! I CAN'T GET MY TRANQUILIZERS OPEN!!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

Wrong pills

'There's nothing on the telly!'

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."