Happy Pill Enthusiast Pillows

'We need to stop collecting both our prescriptions on the same day.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

'Side effects may include....'

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Meds Toast

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Side Effects

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

'First Rogaine, now Viagra'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"I might suggest Ritalin."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'North Korea and Iran want nukes... Palestinians elect Hamas... and now a commercial from a leading anti-anxiety medication....'

'My portfolio is doing well after they injected it with the right combination of pharmaceuticals.'

'I own Acme Drug stock, so fill this prescription with their product.'