Paw-sessions Enthusiast Gifts

'This one keeps dog time.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Living with a cataholic.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

One man and his dog.

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

The perfect relationship

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

Country mansion full of dogs.

'So you're a cat person...'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

Smirking Cat

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

The Dog whisperer.

'I never care about the vintage.'

Law Dawgs