Paw-sessions Enthusiast Gifts

'This one keeps dog time.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Living with a cataholic.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

One man and his dog.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

The perfect relationship

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Dogs running in their dreams

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

Country mansion full of dogs.

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"On the eighth day God really rested."

Dog sleepwalking after owner

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'So you're a cat person...'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

Smirking Cat

The Dog whisperer.

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

Law Dawgs