Paw-some Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A skier and a paraglider

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

The pop-up book of fighters

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.