Paw-some Squad Gifts

Dogs

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"He's a real dog person."

If they were cats

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."