Paw-some Walkers Gifts

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dogs

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Animals are smarter than we think!

Sidewalk Ballet

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

"He's a real dog person."

'No problem...'

"Are they still following us?"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"Heel! No! Stop! Stay! Have mercy!!"

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

'So you're a cat person...'