Paw-some Walkers Gifts

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

Blind man walking a tortoise.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Animals are smarter than we think!

Sidewalk Ballet

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

"He's a real dog person."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"Are they still following us?"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"Heel! No! Stop! Stay! Have mercy!!"

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Dogs Leave Romantic Imprint in the Sand.

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'