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Dogs

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"You're amazing!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

"He's a real dog person."

'No problem...'

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Are they still following us?"

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

"I need some assistance here."

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'