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Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

I like the Jets...I guess

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

A skier and a paraglider

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

David and Goliath.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

The pop-up book of fighters

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'